12:54:05 PM: Miki offers out Whitmarsh.

12:55:40 PM: The Final Cuntdown.

12:59:17 PM: Glock “What is the weather like I see some rain clouds, the cows are lying down, and I have moist dots on my visor.”

Pitwall “It may rain”

1:09:25 PM: Place your bets Trulli a)hydraulic failure b)hydraulic broken c)hydraulic fucked. #f1

1:12:12 PM: The BBC driver tracker has HRT drivers listed as Yamamoto and @karunchandhok #f1

1:13:03 PM: Massa’s stitches have given way and parts of his brain are stuck to the onboard camera.

1:22:25 PM: Pitvall “No honestly Mark it’s a good time to stop.”

1:24:52 PM: Massa “Rob help, I’m scared”

1:28:00 PM: RT @kkir Smedley to Alonso: “Back off - Nobody puts Baby in a corner!” RT @a_f1podcast: Massa “Rob help, I’m scared”

1:31:06 PM: Is John Button holding his sons onboard camera? #f1 #unsuitablejobsforanalcoholic

1:34:08 PM: Unfortunate tag #unsuitablejobsforanalcoholic should read unsuitable jobs for an alcoholic
NOT
unsuitable jobs for anal coholic

1:38:35 PM: I think alonso is going to have a tantrum and just jump on the top step of the podium at the end

1:41:04 PM: Massa has been told to up the revs so Alonso can overtake him on the last lap when he runs out of fuel. #F1

1:42:24 PM: OK I’m ready for some rain now. #F1

1:45:26 PM: RT @Robheeney @a_f1podcast I’m trying to work out how Massa’s driving so fast whilst sticking two fingers up

1:46:21 PM: What happened to Kovi?#F1

1:50:46 PM: RT @tomsearle Alonso was the 1st driver to have mirrors on his car. So he can constantly look at his beautiful, horsey face. #F1facts

1:54:47 PM: Mclaren so rich they get to use The G8. #F1

1:59:44 PM: Rain, hail, safety car, dancing girls.

2:04:03 PM: Glock and Di Grassi still to pit!

2:06:58 PM: FERNANDO IS FASTER THAN YOU! nudge nudge wink wink. #F1

2:07:25 PM: Don’t do it Massa! #F1

2:07:38 PM: The next message “Don’t do it felippe baby win this race!” as smedley gets dragged off the pit wall wasn’t broadcast

2:08:19 PM: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Black flag the fucking pair if them. #F1 #cheatingbastards.

2:10:09 PM: RT @adrianlovell Ferrari use blatant illegal team orders. I hope they both get disqualified. #F1

2:11:26 PM: Ted Kravitz, the ultimate gossip I fargin love it. #F1

2:13:16 PM: RT @Stephen_MH That’s fecking awful. I cannot believe Ferrari. What a shit race. #f1

2:14:20 PM: RT @jakehumphreyf1 Alonso will not have won this race, he will have been given the race. Very unfair in my opinion! And not true racing! #F1

2:15:02 PM: RT @VeedubGeezer @a_f1podcast shock. Fuckingnando NoLoseO can’t overtake a slower car.

2:18:53 PM: MB “if a difficult area” my arse! we know it, they know it, my fucking goldfish know it, forget it and know it again . #ARRRGH #F1

2:20:14 PM: Voting closed for anotherf1podcast’s cunt of the race

2:20:30 PM: RT @EuanMcMorrow To protest at Ferrari’s cheating & race fixing I am never going to buy one of their roads cars> I will join you protest

2:24:31 PM: RT @EuanMcMorrow: @a_f1podcast To protest at Ferrari’s cheating and race fixing I am never going to buy one of their roads cars

2:24:46 PM: If it wasn’t for the prospect of an Eddie (my new hero) Jordan grilling I’d turn this off now. #F1 #ineverthoughtidsaythat

2:27:31 PM: Mclaren’s much more subtle coded message, “honestly FIA inspection team there’s load of fuel left in it, innit!”

2:27:44 PM: RT @tomsearle Rob Smedley’s just ordered five Happy Meals and Finding Nemo on DVD to Massa’s trailer. #F1

2:31:24 PM: Oh fuck it’s finished. I had noticed

2:33:25 PM: Alonso’s customary got you by the balls celebration. #f1

2:35:14 PM: Rob promises to explain magnanimous just after he reads Massa his bedtime story. #F1

2:35:53 PM: RT @tomsearle “Felipe Massa is back” - back behind his team-mate. #F1

2:40:01 PM: RT @sniffpetrol Other words Massa might not know: ‘duplicitous’, ‘iniquitous’, ‘cheating little monobrowed cuntbasket’

2:55:44 PM: Ahhhh Massa, I think I’m wellin up.

3:01:09 PM: F1 Race? #F1

3:02:47 PM: RT @sniffpetrol In case you missed it, German GP result in reverse order: 3. VET 2. MAS 1. CNT

3:23:51 PM: RT @tomsearle @a_f1podcast Jakey Wakey’s had to delete his tweets about the cheating farce…

Red Bull Give You Wings, then takes one away.

The second version of the podcast (first one got recorded, computer crashed and we thought it best to give the better version to the other team).

But we discuss not being at the British Grand Prix, Red Bull politics, Alonso’s safety messages, Stirling Moss falling over and PATRICK STEWART WHISPERING

2010 British Grand Prix Podcast

12:15:31 PM: All that shit music for one lame joke.

12:17:37 PM: RT @russellmcgovern Eddie is still in those Willy Wonka trousers. Someone get him a green top hat. #F1

12:22:30 PM: Coultard MBE fill his contractual obligation as official Red Bullshitter. #F1

12:24:43 PM: Jenson Button is left handed too? It’s like he’s copying me (aside from the success and the money and the women)

12:29:07 PM: German telly is doing a similar feature. But Vettel is getting ALL the answers right

12:31:40 PM: RT @a_f1podcast German telly is doing a similar feature. But Vettel is getting ALL the answers right >Horner is giving him the answers

12:41:03 PM: “F..F F F F F” Webber struggles not to say “Fucking Horners Fucking stitched me up again. #F1

12:43:48 PM: Is Patrick Stewart putting that voice on. #f1

12:46:51 PM: I’m filing up…

12:48:38 PM: Is Stirling Moss, Patrick Stewarts Dad? #F1

12:49:35 PM: Uh oh Ted’s on the pull again.

12:52:17 PM: Anyone got the link for this live bbc standings tracker thing?

12:57:50 PM: England expects?bollocks the 1 thing I expect is the Red Bulls will fuck off into the distance and Button will get stuck behind Kobiashi #f1

1:03:25 PM: New corners Farm, Village and Loop did they let Tilke name them? #F1

1:04:51 PM: VETTEL!! Haaa!

1:05:07 PM: FUCK YEH - FUCK YOU VETTEL!!

1:06:08 PM: excellent. Vettel properly cracking under a bit of pressure… again

1:07:26 PM: Webber might be able to keep Hamilton behind him if he had the new wing #f1

1:07:31 PM: Massa, Vettel all we need now is an Alonso puncture and we have the full set #F1

1:15:48 PM: How long before Vettel has to overtake Kovi? #f1

1:26:42 PM: This F1 trackers thing on the BBC site is very handy to watch webber reeling vettel in to lap

1:27:50 PM: When webber catches up with Vettel he has been been ordered to get out and swap cars #f1

1:29:38 PM: Mark (my new favourite driver) Webber please wave as you lap Vettel. #F1

1:30:04 PM: I hope webber flicks the bird as he flies past seb

1:31:52 PM: Drive through for Alonso. #F1 #ifthereisagod

1:36:13 PM: RT @InsideFerrari Alonso overtook Kubica in a tough battle and then Alguersuari > if by tough battle you mean on the frikin grass I agree

1:44:55 PM: Vettel answers the critics who said he can’t overtake by overtaking not one but two HRT cars. #f1

1:48:03 PM: I think Alonso should still have to give the place back by parking his car behind Kubica’s garage. #F1

1:50:39 PM: Nigel mansell I love you. #F1

1:57:12 PM: Don’t look sad Mansell, you’ve just regained national hero status. Unfortunately you may have also gained a horses head in your bed though

2:10:39 PM: Ferrari decide to turn off the radios forgetting Fellipe baby was still racing. #f1

2:11:40 PM: Just gone right off Goldie. #F1

2:25:51 PM: This is the best Grand Prix, I always thought Karma took a while. #F1

2:30:51 PM: Did webber just say “Who’s on the podium, I want a punch up there”? #f1

2:31:02 PM: Horner “can you manage a smile now?”

Webber “can you manage a fucking team now?” #F1

2:41:14 PM: Champagne bukake.

2:41:43 PM: RT @EliGP Alonso is surprisingly calm. What a shame..> I feel cheated.

2:44:21 PM: Waving dicks, phone dicks FUCK OFF!!!

2:44:45 PM: EJ BAM!

2:53:51 PM: Forget the press conference, find angry Alonso or any livid Italian. #F1

3:13:06 PM: Wavey smiley background phone dicks should be treated like football hooligans and banned from all circuits. #F1

3:18:24 PM: RT @MartinHaven the ex-Honda team is STILL a closer unit than Red Bull…

3:25:55 PM: Does that shirt say vvvooooooooooddddddaaaafoooneee

The Scuderia Ferrari Marlboro team have decided to finally stop all of that chatter about them still subliminally advertsiing the Marlboro brand with their MArlboro shaped barcode on the cars and logo by revealing a brand new logo that doesn’t look at all like the fag packet.
or is it…

Nothing alike, at least everyone will stop talking about it

Alonso returns home and Kevin and Terry revert to the familiar homely feeling of calling him the c-word. Webber is homesick and takes a trip down under, Alonso’s engineer is the most italian person ever and did Hamilton slow or speed up?

2010 European Grand Prix Podcast