Sky has today announced its team for the 2012 F1 coverage and they main chaps seem awfully familiar.
Kevin and Terry manage to be rude to an entire country, the holocaust, the memory of Sir Jimmy Saville, Massa’s face, culling dead weight drivers, Sky Subscribers and barely get round to mentioning another dull Abu Dhabi GP.
Another impromptu break and the boys are back to discuss a two times world champion, a desperate rubens, a sad lewis, Rowan Atkinson’s funny face, Massa’s language and The Ever Present Issue of Sexy Drivers
Sorry folks, the championship winning Japanese podcast is a bit delayed, we’ll bundle it with one about Korea.
Sahara Force India, the only F1 team straddling two separate continents (whilst being based in a third) has revealed its uninspiringly shit new logo.
The first night podcast takes place in Kevin & Terry’s busy schedules as they reluctantly realise that this year is a bit, well, boring…
Kevin and Terry fleetingly remember the races they’ve missed and soon get back into the swing of calling people cunts as they recap the German, Hungarian, Belgian and Italian Grands Prix, as well as the Sky falling in on F1.
Sorry, you’re probably all wondering where the hell we’ve been, no podcasts, no witty tedious blog posts, not even any live tweeting of races. Here’s why…
We try our hand at some investigate journalism to try and debunk the Jenson Button car crash rumours.
Update: He’s not dead!
In all my years as an F1 fan I’ve told the telly, various drivers and Bernie to ‘fuck off’ more times than I care to remember. But this time I mean it.
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