And the season draws to a dull close.

After the fireworks and drama of a championship clinching penultimate race the Abu Dhabi brigade were left with gleaming facilities, few overtaking points and a tunnel. All of which disappointed from our sofa.

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1:13:34 PM: Today the Fantasy Formula one league boils down to this. If Rosberg and Button beat Kimi and Sutil (FFS!) Terry claims a last gasp victory.

1:18:22 PM: Abu Dhabi built with a “can do attitude”. That and an endless supply of cash.

1:25:50 PM: Daft Punk - Aroung the world playing in the Renault Garage. Summing up their year.

1:32:37 PM: What a turn around, I really want Jakey Wakey do get on the podium.

1:37:06 PM: Jakey Wakey is the new David Coultard.

1:40:58 PM: Is the ‘Karaoke machine’ Eddie Jordan’s euphemism for Louise Goodman.

1:42:44 PM: Stop trying to nail the grid EJ

1:45:13 PM: #F1 Richard Branson drops a fairly big hint he’s switching sponsorship to Manor for 2010. (via @f1fanatic_co_uk)

1:47:20 PM: Come on let’s get on with this massive anti climax.

1:49:29 PM: Who made this ‘ready steady go’ music?

1:56:10 PM: Ron asked if we will see him at more races next year. Rough translation - now Max has fucked off will we see you at more races next year.

1:58:01 PM: We’ve seen the hotel but what about the campsite?

2:13:43 PM: Niaomi still trying to score some coke in the Ferrari garage.

2:26:06 PM: The hotel from above looks just like a <school boy humour edit>.

3:14:08 PM: Dropped off did I miss much.

3:25:38 PM: The Abu Dull Grand Prix at the Yawn Marina Circuit.

3:47:23 PM: “Bastard” & “Fuck” indeed a worthy champion. I think I’m gonna cry.

3:54:25 PM: Can’t belive they found a more annoying cock than EJ.

3:55:19 PM: To be fair the attention craving bell end found them.

4:00:22 PM: Is Jenson wearing kids cap or has his head actualy swollen

4:03:30 PM: I have a sick feeling in my stomach, I fear Terry has won the Fantasy Formula One League. Aaasaaaaargh!

4:05:16 PM: Ahh the Cock Hotel glistening in the background

4:05:34 PM: Pink with a purple end.

4:06:23 PM: RB “he took a piss of my front wing”

4:10:09 PM: Eddie & Coultard say goodbye sounds like they haven’t been confirmed for next year.

The only person in the western world to have seemingly not seen a film since Austin Powers was released in 1997 is finally world champion. Baby.

Terry is gutted, Kevin is as ecstatic as all such gloryhunters are.

An eventful Brazilian Grand Prix is discussed with the best debut for ever for the japanese weaver, and the boys announce who won anotherf1podcast listener of the year 2009.

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5:10:03 PM: Iceman condenses

5:28:37 PM: Trulli and Sutil investigated for shit handbags.

5:29:42 PM: The Toyota train has a new driver.

5:30:33 PM: Mama mia wada tha fucka did Trulii saya

5:42:23 PM: #F1 Kovalainen now has three separate investigations going on into his race. (via @willbuxton)

5:55:42 PM: Live blog my arse you work it out.

5:57:37 PM: If finishes like this I guarantee wehear the words “always the bridesmaid…”

5:58:48 PM: And the words “blah blah blah”

6:12:33 PM: Webber has magic plaster on left leg.

6:19:58 PM: It has been pointed out by my learned Mclaren friends that if Brawn hadn’t helped Kovi, Kovi wouldn’t have just fucked him.

6:24:33 PM: Mclaren repay the Button fuel hose favour

6:28:39 PM: Personal bias warning!!! COME ON BUTTON!

6:36:47 PM: AaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaRghhhhgggg

6:40:03 PM: Sati award goes to Kobeashi.

6:41:40 PM: Stoa no Sotay no Sato ahh bollix Dwunk.

6:47:50 PM: http://www.brawngp.com updated already! #f1 (via @SarahAnnGreen)

6:51:06 PM: Fairytale complete and they all lived happily ever after……

9:06:47 PM: I’m so drunk I don’t recognize my own reflection. GO JENSON!

11:10:19 AM: http://twitpic.com/m3wio - Two emotional team mates after the race… (via @OfficialBrawnGP)

11:11:10 AM: Pleased to see Massa yesterday with a spring in his step & a twinkle in his eye. Or have I got that the wrong way around? (via @njharrison)

The most exciting qualification of the year balanced out by one of the duller races.

Terry was in the air and Kevin on his sofa as the Japanese Grand Prix trudded along making it look more and more like Button might do a 2007 Hamilton and not a 2008 one.

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