7:47:28 AM: I’m awake for now, if the twiting stops you know what’s happened. Vettel just admited naming his car, ‘blanky’ or ‘dit dit’?

7:53:15 AM: I think DC just had to show his id to get on the grid. How the (almost) mighty have fallen

7:56:33 AM: Safety car start

7:56:34 AM: Jon Todt on the grid with a hooded jacket that makes him look like a Jawa. The stewards fearing for their driods and deploy the safety car.

7:59:23 AM: I hope ron dennis runs on naked and does a dirty protest

8:01:29 AM: What a start!

8:04:26 AM: Heikki has completed a lap!

8:07:13 AM: massa off baby duxidoodulum sweetheart xxxx

8:09:47 AM: Red flag and half points to tidy up the score sheet.

8:11:20 AM: I’m aqua planing, I’m aqua planing… Man up chumps.

8:42:42 AM: Trulli dry humped by Kubica.

9:04:17 AM: Nakajima’s sat nav is fucked.

9:32:38 AM: Button should have gone for inters

9:34:24 AM: If force india score a point then won’t it be only ferrari on zero?

9:41:37 AM: I think piquet will be replaced by his dad for the rest of the season

9:49:17 AM: Sutil runs like a girl

9:50:12 AM: May have dozed off did I miss much?

9:51:26 AM: That looked like christopher walken in the red bull garage.

9:52:41 AM: I think vettel has webbed feet and gills.

10:03:51 AM: @fakejenson does that gameboy make you overweight?

10:09:59 AM: Coultard it’s been raining for hours lose the sunglasses.