Isn’t this just getting a little embarrassing for Rosberg and Williams? Yet again another top of the timesheets in a way that always fails to convert to quali or race pace.

We’re starting to wonder if the other teams go slow on purpose in some big practical joke. “aha, nico, you weren’t fastest at all – wankerrrr”

Conversely Alonso spent the whole practice dead last, making Piquet believe for a precious few minutes that maybe he was good after all, but then Fernando blitzed round in a 1:33 and Nelson knew he was totally fucked

Pos  Driver       Team                       Time              Laps
 1.  Rosberg      Williams-Toyota       (B)  1:33.339            36
 2.  Alonso       Renault               (B)  1:33.530  + 0.191   25
 3.  Trulli       Toyota                (B)  1:33.616  + 0.277   37
 4.  Vettel       Red Bull-Renault      (B)  1:33.661  + 0.322   29
 5.  Webber       Red Bull-Renault      (B)  1:33.676  + 0.337   32
 6.  Button       Brawn-Mercedes        (B)  1:33.694  + 0.355   35
 7.  Sutil        Force India-Mercedes  (B)  1:33.763  + 0.424   30
 8.  Glock        Toyota                (B)  1:33.764  + 0.425   37
 9.  Barrichello  Brawn-Mercedes        (B)  1:33.885  + 0.546   30
10.  Nakajima     Williams-Toyota       (B)  1:33.899  + 0.560   36
11.  Hamilton     McLaren-Mercedes      (B)  1:33.994  + 0.655   30
12.  Fisichella   Force India-Mercedes  (B)  1:34.025  + 0.686   23
13.  Buemi        Toro Rosso-Ferrari    (B)  1:34.127  + 0.788   37
14.  Bourdais     Toro Rosso-Ferrari    (B)  1:34.366  + 1.027   26
15.  Piquet       Renault               (B)  1:34.411  + 1.072   29
16.  Massa        Ferrari               (B)  1:34.564  + 1.225   34
17.  Kubica       BMW-Sauber            (B)  1:34.605  + 1.266   31
18.  Raikkonen    Ferrari               (B)  1:34.670  + 1.331   28
19.  Kovalainen   McLaren-Mercedes      (B)  1:34.764  + 1.425   35
20.  Heidfeld     BMW-Sauber            (B)  1:34.790  + 1.451   33