12:59:07 PM: Brawn GP’s lollypop is melting.

1:03:53 PM: Trulli over line?

1:07:21 PM: Kubica is going for side saddle dry hump again

1:12:35 PM: Massa baby when I said stay cool I didn’t mean hit the iceman!

1:17:00 PM: Lap 7 Jenson’s asked to turn down the engine?!?

1:19:07 PM: Lap 8 Rubens told he canturn the engine up if he likes, parity?

1:21:01 PM: Kate’s dirty little sister stuck behind Lewis’s lying slut.

1:26:21 PM: Alonso Keeeeeeeeeerrsszzzz!

1:30:04 PM: Move over Piquet, driver with a contract coming through.

1:39:25 PM: Oh no! Could Kimi get a point?

1:41:53 PM: Heidfeld get a move on my fantasy f1 is ruined.

1:43:32 PM: Trulli the tank engine.

1:50:27 PM: So many empty seats?

1:54:40 PM: Mclaren say possible third for Lewis, FIA say possible bird for Hamilton.

2:00:42 PM: Piquet breaks from the tradition of cocking up his teams race, and messes with everyone elses.

2:03:41 PM: Pit stop bundle

2:08:03 PM: Button traffics jam? show us, show us show us

2:09:00 PM: If Legard says “pushing on” one more time I may vomit.

2:11:53 PM: Is it wrong to wish for Kimi to have another Kers fire?

2:14:30 PM: Prat perch news ROSS EATS A BANANA

2:20:12 PM: Kubica goes for the desperate last dance lunge but Nakajima is no Lucy lastic knickers and spurns his clumsy lunge

2:25:40 PM: Nakajima feels all dirty after, Kubica experience and goes home for a kebab and a shower.

2:26:57 PM: Fissi hit massa and ignores button

2:30:56 PM: Hiedfeld so consistent even in last place he breaks maximum finishes record

2:35:12 PM: Quick get the safety car out Jensin may get lost.

2:38:48 PM: Piquet 13 seconds behind Alonso unlucky?