Terry and Kevin got well into the Monaco spirit by drinking Marks & Spencers champagne and tins of lager and sitting in a rubber dinghy overlooking the tv.

To be fair, they (well, terry) was a little too tipsy to podcast properly, so they just swore at passing things for half an hour… like John Button

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12:17:42 PM: dear eddie jordan, start using words in an order that makes sense, love terry

12:20:05 PM: the crevice in jakey-wakeys forehead is getting bigger #f1

12:37:14 PM: There are more people on the grid than in the stands.

12:39:53 PM: John Button too pissed to remember last night with Brundel

12:42:42 PM: Button I love you.

12:43:21 PM: Brundell I love you too

12:45:44 PM: Geri Halliwell you can go fuck yourself

1:02:52 PM: the diamond encrusted 1 on lewis’ helmet looks like a big L for loser from the onboard camera. #f1

1:18:44 PM: Is lewis lost

1:35:38 PM: How old is Piquet or is his dad driving

1:39:10 PM: Buemi 21, Piquet Jnr 24 and three quaters

1:39:39 PM: RT @adrianlovell Every interview Lee Mckenzie gives and she starts with “You must be bitterly disappointed” Must really piss off the drivers

1:45:43 PM: Kimi as talkative as ever.

1:47:05 PM: Drive through for Massa go I dare you.

1:55:10 PM: Your right brundell, there is no other were you pulse is at a 181 degrees

1:57:59 PM: Felippe baby, stay on the track schnocums. X

2:00:59 PM: we at anotherf1podcast towers have just had some sausage rolls and ham… very much like what they eat in monaco i think

2:02:13 PM: dear jonathon legard, please see earlier tweet re eddie jordan speaking and apply it to yourself, love terry

2:02:38 PM: Terry Tweeting http://yfrog.com/10qr5bj

2:04:21 PM: Monaco meets Sarf East London http://yfrog.com/5enjij

2:04:41 PM: @tedkravitz we want the unexpurgated radio feed please #f1

2:05:13 PM: @lennykravitz your brother is doing a good job on the f1 coverage #f1

2:06:43 PM: erm, getting bored a bit, can something happen please?

2:07:09 PM: “Should have been alive in the war..cracking codes”? Shut up you twat Legard. #F1 (via @adrianlovell)

2:07:39 PM: PUSH ON?????? Rrrrrrrrrrrgh!

2:10:56 PM: fisichella still hasn’t stopped? Is he pulling a little trailer full of fuel?

2:11:11 PM: heikki, byekki

2:13:02 PM: Well done Kovi, between you and Vettel my fantasy F1 is now looking as good as Eddie Jordans wardrobe.

2:32:45 PM: Bored with the Grand Prix Terry asks if I’d like to watch one of his many F1 videos. http://yfrog.com/139yvj

2:35:15 PM: Glock wins move of the day.

2:42:41 PM: Come JB everything crossed.

2:44:42 PM: surely now the world champion, something big has to change to take it away from him already

2:45:02 PM: John Button in tears, probably run out of booze.

2:48:24 PM: if he jumps in the sea this counts as a triathalon

2:48:52 PM: Jenson runs the grid. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I love you.

2:50:56 PM: Hold the front page Kimi smiled.

2:54:17 PM: RT @fakejohnbutton shouldn’t have agreed to drink a shot every time the boy led a lap… i need to kick a dog

2:56:19 PM: lewis balboa

2:57:47 PM: eddie jordan says bollocking on BBC1 at 3pm…

3:22:19 PM: i think nick fry should have a voice transplant #f1

8:56:24 PM: we have posted “2009.7 - monaco grand prix”. Go read it here… http://bit.ly/qCp9N …now

12:45:51 PM: What’s the pillow for turn 8 really
called?

autosport.com > Ferrari threatens to leave F1 in 2010

And so it properly begins, the big guns at ferrari have unzipped their tailored suits and whacked their combined cocks onto the desk and now are waiting for bert and ernie to do the same.

Saying that they will not enter in 2010 if the proposed two tier budget goes ahead (and not at all to do with the fact that they’ve forgotten how to build good cars) the Ferrari management have tried to undo the unity of FOTA in one go.

Bernie, Max… your turn

Button makes it 4 out of 5, not that we mention that, everyone else is mentioning that a lot.

Massa tries to scrimp on fuel, Kimi saves a lot more, we have gripes about the budget cap, McLaren’s suspended sentence, lewis’ schizophrenia, an eddie jordan’s shirt update and Terry makes an offer that Williams shouldn’t refuse.

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For those of you who missed it, here is my second best swearing episode on the BBC!

I swear ’cause I care!

Fake Mark Webber