Monaco Grand Prix – The liveblog

by Terry Saunders on 24/05/2009

12:17:42 PM: dear eddie jordan, start using words in an order that makes sense, love terry

12:20:05 PM: the crevice in jakey-wakeys forehead is getting bigger #f1

12:37:14 PM: There are more people on the grid than in the stands.

12:39:53 PM: John Button too pissed to remember last night with Brundel

12:42:42 PM: Button I love you.

12:43:21 PM: Brundell I love you too

12:45:44 PM: Geri Halliwell you can go fuck yourself

1:02:52 PM: the diamond encrusted 1 on lewis’ helmet looks like a big L for loser from the onboard camera. #f1

1:18:44 PM: Is lewis lost

1:35:38 PM: How old is Piquet or is his dad driving

1:39:10 PM: Buemi 21, Piquet Jnr 24 and three quaters

1:39:39 PM: RT @adrianlovell Every interview Lee Mckenzie gives and she starts with “You must be bitterly disappointed” Must really piss off the drivers

1:45:43 PM: Kimi as talkative as ever.

1:47:05 PM: Drive through for Massa go I dare you.

1:55:10 PM: Your right brundell, there is no other were you pulse is at a 181 degrees

1:57:59 PM: Felippe baby, stay on the track schnocums. X

2:00:59 PM: we at anotherf1podcast towers have just had some sausage rolls and ham… very much like what they eat in monaco i think

2:02:13 PM: dear jonathon legard, please see earlier tweet re eddie jordan speaking and apply it to yourself, love terry

2:02:38 PM: Terry Tweeting http://yfrog.com/10qr5bj

2:04:21 PM: Monaco meets Sarf East London http://yfrog.com/5enjij

2:04:41 PM: @tedkravitz we want the unexpurgated radio feed please #f1

2:05:13 PM: @lennykravitz your brother is doing a good job on the f1 coverage #f1

2:06:43 PM: erm, getting bored a bit, can something happen please?

2:07:09 PM: “Should have been alive in the war..cracking codes”? Shut up you twat Legard. #F1 (via @adrianlovell)

2:07:39 PM: PUSH ON?????? Rrrrrrrrrrrgh!

2:10:56 PM: fisichella still hasn’t stopped? Is he pulling a little trailer full of fuel?

2:11:11 PM: heikki, byekki

2:13:02 PM: Well done Kovi, between you and Vettel my fantasy F1 is now looking as good as Eddie Jordans wardrobe.

2:32:45 PM: Bored with the Grand Prix Terry asks if I’d like to watch one of his many F1 videos. http://yfrog.com/139yvj

2:35:15 PM: Glock wins move of the day.

2:42:41 PM: Come JB everything crossed.

2:44:42 PM: surely now the world champion, something big has to change to take it away from him already

2:45:02 PM: John Button in tears, probably run out of booze.

2:48:24 PM: if he jumps in the sea this counts as a triathalon

2:48:52 PM: Jenson runs the grid. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I love you.

2:50:56 PM: Hold the front page Kimi smiled.

2:54:17 PM: RT @fakejohnbutton shouldn’t have agreed to drink a shot every time the boy led a lap… i need to kick a dog

2:56:19 PM: lewis balboa

2:57:47 PM: eddie jordan says bollocking on BBC1 at 3pm…

3:22:19 PM: i think nick fry should have a voice transplant #f1

8:56:24 PM: we have posted “2009.7 – monaco grand prix”. Go read it here… http://bit.ly/qCp9N …now

12:45:51 PM: What’s the pillow for turn 8 really
called?

  • Jay

    When is Button going to change his celebration? Yeah Woo are the two words this idiot knows. Also his dad looked fcuk’d off his face @1pm in the afternoon aswell.

  • Natalie

    Re; 2:50:56 I noticed that too…thought I was seeing things!!

  • http://www.kevinshepherd.com Kevin Shepherd

    I’m loving the piss head that is JB senior, I reckon he’s going to turn up with a dog on a string and cheap hooker in Turkey.