12:44:38 PM: Phone is proving to be as reliable as Hungarian TV and timing coverage so live blogging may prove difficult.

12:47:10 PM: Bernie and Eddie, too much sexual tension. Just get on with it and snog already.

12:51:26 PM: Now Eddie goes to give Flavio a love tap. What’s with the F1 love in?

12:52:36 PM: Jenson reverts to old skid lid. Eddie continues to be a helmet.

1:13:18 PM: Hurry up Lewis, your dads making a move on your Pussycat doll.

1:23:06 PM: I’m saying nothing. But we’re all thinking it.

1:27:58 PM: Piquet performs better than Alonso and keeps his job for another race. Alonso regrets employing his Dad at a wheelman.

1:31:58 PM: Webber cock upon, cock up. Will his drive through cone before the end of the race?

1:33:24 PM: Red Balls ups a plenty.

1:35:44 PM: Hang on, I’ve been a bit distracted is Lewis in a good position to win this race?

1:35:44 PM: Hang on, I’ve been a bit distracted is Lewis in a good position to win this race?

1:57:55 PM: I left the room for lunch I fear I may have had a timewarp on toast. I’ve come back to 2008….James Allen sounds weird.

2:01:30 PM: Bernie signs autographs, I can only assume they thought he was one of The Krankies.

2:05:20 PM: Webber Team Radio “Can you go fast” other classic stating the bleeding obvious transmitions include, “you are from Australia” & “you swear”

2:19:09 PM: Glock seems to manage a wheelie?

Webber finally broke his duck after his luck came in and his leg held up. Rubens, however, had a hissy fit and Terry and Kevin both have Swine flu as they watched the german grand prix with a bunch of people not so happy to see Hamilton get a puncture…

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12:40:28 PM: What did that sign say?

12:44:33 PM: Pat Fry receives a cheer in the Mclaren pub.

12:47:02 PM: The gay german anthem.

1:10:28 PM: Webber gets a bit punchey off the line

1:11:24 PM: Lewis gets a bit puncturey off the line

1:13:48 PM: Button between kers and a hard place.

1:22:30 PM: Webber penislised.

1:34:10 PM: Bourdais hands in his notice.

1:37:06 PM: Lewis asks if he can go home early.

1:42:38 PM: Come on Sutil 3rd

1:45:48 PM: Ted Kratiz “red bull must be doing their absolute nut”

1:49:21 PM: Sutil drives like a true german.

1:50:30 PM: Monaco: The Return

1:56:34 PM: Ferrari invetigation set for December.

1:58:58 PM: Kimi hears Magnums are two for one in Sainsburys.

2:06:07 PM: All together rain, rain, rain….

As the media, Max and possibly the German fans are shunning Bernie ahead of this weekends race. We were not too surprised when he agreed to answer a few question from yours truly.

AF1P: Bernie, you have recently praised Hitler and Saddam Hussein for their leadership skills and blamed the Jews for current banking crisis and we were wondering if there where any other pearls of wisdom you would care to impart?

Bernie: There are plenty of things I would like to share but it seems that political correctness has gone mad.

AF1P: Yeeeeah! Sorry Bernie we’re play racist old nut case bingo and already we’ve filled a square. Anyway Bernie don’t feel you have to edit yourself here, remember what goes on on the internet, stays on the internet.

Bernie: Thanks lads I’ve heard of the internet I think it sounds amazing you put a bit of paper in a telephone and then someone on the other side of the world can read the same bit of paper. Not that I spend much time talking to anyone outside my postcode, dirty foreign Norfolk bastards coming over here stealing our hair dye.

AF1P: Ok Mein Führer, lets get down to the nitty gritty. There must be some method to your madness is there anyone who really sticks out as being ‘too bad for Bernie’.

Bernie: Nope.

AF1P: What about the prolific serial killer Harold Shipman?

Bernie: Say what you like about the man but he did more to cut national health waiting lists than any government has managed.

AF1P: He killed 218 oaps?

Bernie: The man had vision you can’t make an omelette without poisoning a few coffin dodgers.

Terry has to leave the room briefly to vomit in the sink.

AF1P: What about Mugabe?

Bernie: Lovely chap, in fact Shippers, Mugsy and me all used to go to the same opticians.

AF1P: What do you think of the Daily Mail?

Bernie: Wishy washy liberal nonsense, I get my bedtime reading direct from Nick Griffin.

AF1P: Bernie they say you get more right wing as you get older, is there anywhere left for you to go?

Bernie: Of course! This weekend from my forward operations base at the Nürburgring I’m planing to go 700 miles to the right if you know what I mean. Got to get things done…..

At this point Bernie winked, tapped his nose and goose stepped out of AnotherF1podcast towers. He was last seen trying to hail a cab as only he and the Nazis know how.