12:44:38 PM: Phone is proving to be as reliable as Hungarian TV and timing coverage so live blogging may prove difficult.

12:47:10 PM: Bernie and Eddie, too much sexual tension. Just get on with it and snog already.

12:51:26 PM: Now Eddie goes to give Flavio a love tap. What’s with the F1 love in?

12:52:36 PM: Jenson reverts to old skid lid. Eddie continues to be a helmet.

1:13:18 PM: Hurry up Lewis, your dads making a move on your Pussycat doll.

1:23:06 PM: I’m saying nothing. But we’re all thinking it.

1:27:58 PM: Piquet performs better than Alonso and keeps his job for another race. Alonso regrets employing his Dad at a wheelman.

1:31:58 PM: Webber cock upon, cock up. Will his drive through cone before the end of the race?

1:33:24 PM: Red Balls ups a plenty.

1:35:44 PM: Hang on, I’ve been a bit distracted is Lewis in a good position to win this race?

1:35:44 PM: Hang on, I’ve been a bit distracted is Lewis in a good position to win this race?

1:57:55 PM: I left the room for lunch I fear I may have had a timewarp on toast. I’ve come back to 2008….James Allen sounds weird.

2:01:30 PM: Bernie signs autographs, I can only assume they thought he was one of The Krankies.

2:05:20 PM: Webber Team Radio “Can you go fast” other classic stating the bleeding obvious transmitions include, “you are from Australia” & “you swear”

2:19:09 PM: Glock seems to manage a wheelie?