2009.18 - Brazilian Grand Prix

this is an episode, written by terrysaunders @ 9:49 pm October 20, 2009

The only person in the western world to have seemingly not seen a film since Austin Powers was released in 1997 is finally world champion. Baby.

Terry is gutted, Kevin is as ecstatic as all such gloryhunters are.

An eventful Brazilian Grand Prix is discussed with the best debut for ever for the japanese weaver, and the boys announce who won anotherf1podcast listener of the year 2009.

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The Brazilian Grand Prix: The Live (from the Mclaren pub) Blog.

this is liveblog, written by terrysaunders @ 6:41 pm October 18, 2009

5:10:03 PM: Iceman condenses

5:28:37 PM: Trulli and Sutil investigated for shit handbags.

5:29:42 PM: The Toyota train has a new driver.

5:30:33 PM: Mama mia wada tha fucka did Trulii saya

5:42:23 PM: #F1 Kovalainen now has three separate investigations going on into his race. (via @willbuxton)

5:55:42 PM: Live blog my arse you work it out.

5:57:37 PM: If finishes like this I guarantee wehear the words “always the bridesmaid…”

5:58:48 PM: And the words “blah blah blah”

6:12:33 PM: Webber has magic plaster on left leg.

6:19:58 PM: It has been pointed out by my learned Mclaren friends that if Brawn hadn’t helped Kovi, Kovi wouldn’t have just fucked him.

6:24:33 PM: Mclaren repay the Button fuel hose favour

6:28:39 PM: Personal bias warning!!! COME ON BUTTON!

6:36:47 PM: AaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaRghhhhgggg

6:40:03 PM: Sati award goes to Kobeashi.

6:41:40 PM: Stoa no Sotay no Sato ahh bollix Dwunk.

6:47:50 PM: http://www.brawngp.com updated already! #f1 (via @SarahAnnGreen)

6:51:06 PM: Fairytale complete and they all lived happily ever after……

9:06:47 PM: I’m so drunk I don’t recognize my own reflection. GO JENSON!

11:10:19 AM: http://twitpic.com/m3wio - Two emotional team mates after the race… (via @OfficialBrawnGP)

11:11:10 AM: Pleased to see Massa yesterday with a spring in his step & a twinkle in his eye. Or have I got that the wrong way around? (via @njharrison)

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2009.17 - The Japanese Grand Prix

this is an episode, written by terrysaunders @ 5:59 pm October 5, 2009

The most exciting qualification of the year balanced out by one of the duller races.

Terry was in the air and Kevin on his sofa as the Japanese Grand Prix trudded along making it look more and more like Button might do a 2007 Hamilton and not a 2008 one.

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The Japanese Grand Prix: The Live (but barely awake) Blog

this is liveblog, written by terrysaunders @ 5:06 am October 4, 2009

5:25:27 AM: Stewards have decided that instead grid penalties what we need at 5am is us a sudoku puzzle.

5:46:15 AM: RT @lukewrightpoet wow look at Brundle’s chain. Bet he swings.

5:56:04 AM: Shit! FOA music just woke me from a micro sleep.

6:07:19 AM: Webber does one lap on softs?

6:08:47 AM: Webber in the pits for a wash and wax.

6:11:25 AM: Button sells Kubica the dummy.

6:12:41 AM: 4 laps in Rubens is told not to take any risks, roughly translated stay where you are and let Button catch up.

6:13:35 AM: Webber back in the pits, forgot to get the fags he went in for in the first place.

6:17:18 AM: Vettel is so far ahead he is already standing on the podium.

6:23:52 AM: Andrew Shovlin “can you do kovi if sutils nit in the way”

Button “does a bear shit in the woods”

6:26:27 AM: You can’t polish a turd, but two turds rubbing together will always help your race strategy.

6:26:52 AM: Kovi’s chances of a Force India drive in 2010 just went out the window. #F1 (via @adrianlovell)

6:33:57 AM: Vettel’s pit crew hold him longer than necessary just for a laugh. Rumours circulate the pits that now they’re just taking the piss.

6:37:10 AM: Buemi out? Was he ever in?

6:40:00 AM: Algeshwari “Barrichello’s slowing me down”
Engineer “switch to mix two & shave your eyebrows and you should be able to take him”

6:46:35 AM: Could Hamilton’s race be compromised by shit first stint tyre choices, how very retro.

6:51:48 AM: You say Grojean, I say Piquet. Potato, potato. Tomato, tomato. Let’s call the whole thing off.

6:55:25 AM: Luzzi barges through, I predict a puncture for Nakajima fairly soon.

7:00:33 AM: Webber stops again and is given two more laps of fuel and a free whiskey tumbler.

7:02:47 AM: Heidfelds Jack man filling out his CV forgets to put the car down.

7:05:57 AM: BMW’s topped up with air? Next stop fairy dust?

7:08:37 AM: Trulli up to second after Hamiltion’s car farts out of pits.

7:10:38 AM: Kovi takes Fisi after he forgets he’s not in a Force India anymore.

7:14:52 AM: Saftey car!!!

7:15:40 AM: Algeshwari still trying to drive to the pits.

7:17:19 AM: Barrier looks fucked! Will they have to rebuild it? Race could finish user safety car?

7:19:27 AM: Lewis has to phone KERS helpdesk again.

7:22:40 AM: Webber pits again for a news nose, it wasn’t broken. He just fancied a change.

7:28:19 AM: Grojean gets a bit scared with all the big fast compitent cars all around.

7:29:00 AM: Kubica detemined to go up the back of Button.

7:32:13 AM: It may be the coffee but I’m shaking.

7:37:54 AM: Nobody says “the grand prix” like Martin Brundle.

7:40:27 AM: Ahhhh the corridor of girls.

7:52:15 AM: Shock horror a drivers press conference on the BBC? I must be dreaming.

7:57:18 AM: 1st car Red Bull, last 3 Red Bull.

7:59:20 AM: Oooo Rosberg went green under safety car. Could constructers be decided by the stewards?

8:04:49 AM: Eddie Jordan just said that amongst other thing F1 is about ‘make up’.

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2009.16 - Singapore Grand Prix

this is an episode, written by terrysaunders @ 12:08 pm October 1, 2009

The novelty of the night race has worn off and Kevin and Terry are sick of people complaining about how tired they are. Terry in fact seems sick of everything and calls a lot of people nasty words.

Hamilton wins the race, is Button going to be a worthy champion? Will Terry be a worthy fantasy F1 champion, and can Martin Whitmarsh tell a lie?

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