2009.19 - Abu Dhabi Grand Prix

this is 2009, an episode, written by terrysaunders @ 4:29 pm November 11, 2009

And the season draws to a dull close.

After the fireworks and drama of a championship clinching penultimate race the Abu Dhabi brigade were left with gleaming facilities, few overtaking points and a tunnel. All of which disappointed from our sofa.

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The Abu Dhabi Grand Prix: The Live Blog.

this is liveblog, written by terrysaunders @ 1:14 pm November 1, 2009

1:13:34 PM: Today the Fantasy Formula one league boils down to this. If Rosberg and Button beat Kimi and Sutil (FFS!) Terry claims a last gasp victory.

1:18:22 PM: Abu Dhabi built with a “can do attitude”. That and an endless supply of cash.

1:25:50 PM: Daft Punk - Aroung the world playing in the Renault Garage. Summing up their year.

1:32:37 PM: What a turn around, I really want Jakey Wakey do get on the podium.

1:37:06 PM: Jakey Wakey is the new David Coultard.

1:40:58 PM: Is the ‘Karaoke machine’ Eddie Jordan’s euphemism for Louise Goodman.

1:42:44 PM: Stop trying to nail the grid EJ

1:45:13 PM: #F1 Richard Branson drops a fairly big hint he’s switching sponsorship to Manor for 2010. (via @f1fanatic_co_uk)

1:47:20 PM: Come on let’s get on with this massive anti climax.

1:49:29 PM: Who made this ‘ready steady go’ music?

1:56:10 PM: Ron asked if we will see him at more races next year. Rough translation - now Max has fucked off will we see you at more races next year.

1:58:01 PM: We’ve seen the hotel but what about the campsite?

2:13:43 PM: Niaomi still trying to score some coke in the Ferrari garage.

2:26:06 PM: The hotel from above looks just like a <school boy humour edit>.

3:14:08 PM: Dropped off did I miss much.

3:25:38 PM: The Abu Dull Grand Prix at the Yawn Marina Circuit.

3:47:23 PM: “Bastard” & “Fuck” indeed a worthy champion. I think I’m gonna cry.

3:54:25 PM: Can’t belive they found a more annoying cock than EJ.

3:55:19 PM: To be fair the attention craving bell end found them.

4:00:22 PM: Is Jenson wearing kids cap or has his head actualy swollen

4:03:30 PM: I have a sick feeling in my stomach, I fear Terry has won the Fantasy Formula One League. Aaasaaaaargh!

4:05:16 PM: Ahh the Cock Hotel glistening in the background

4:05:34 PM: Pink with a purple end.

4:06:23 PM: RB “he took a piss of my front wing”

4:10:09 PM: Eddie & Coultard say goodbye sounds like they haven’t been confirmed for next year.

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