Ferrari have announced that their new car will be used not only to contend for the Formula One World Championship but to get Luca di Montezemolo into politics.

Therefore they have given it a patriotic name: “The Bloody Italy”.

It will be emblazoned over all the livery and overalls and publications, whenever the 2011 challenger is referred to it will be “The Bloody Italy”

“Ferrari is an expression of Italian excellence, talent and creativity,” said president Luca di Montezemolo. “All the men and women who put so much effort and passion into their work at Maranello share the pride and responsibility of representing our country around the world and it is in this spirit that we chose to dedicate this car to an event that is so important for the whole of Italy.”

The engine has been tuned to play only the national anthem and both drivers will have their nationalities changed by deed poll.

And when Luca becomes president he will, like the FIA, make it illegal for Ferrari not to win every sporting championship.

BLOODY ITALY FOREVER.

New Ferrari will be called the F150 (via ESPN)