The big question in the F1 world after the Australian Grand Prix was that of Mr Aussie Grit himself, Mark Webber.

In clearly the best car on the grid he lined up 3rd, nearly a second behind his team-mate.

Looking gaunt and shocked at being so much slower than Vettel he was the usual gossip mongerers (us) and piss takerers (also us) had to wonder exactly which bone he’d broken this year.

After fucking his leg riding a bike for charity in 2008 and admitting last year that he’d broken his collar bone at the end of the season one has to wonder if his disappointing fifth place finish is because of more exuberance in his non-F1, bone breaking lifestyle.

His thinness has led many to believe that he’s been forced to drop weight to accomodate the new KERS system to the car, but after revealing that Red Bull didn’t use KERS this weekend we have to surmise that he’s broken his stomach bone.

Nasty.