2010.08 - Turkish Grand Prix
They try to avoid talking about a certain Red Bull crash for as long as we can by discussing the “INFAMOUS TURN 8″, the cunt of the week, lotus stealing and Kevin and Terry doing some lip reading
2010.05 - Chinese Grand Prix
(slightly late, sorry, Terry ran a marathon and forgot to upload it)
In which they mock Mark Webber’s charitable singing voice, get bored of Schumacher reporting, annoyed by Jonathon Legard, impressed by the rain and, surprised by the stewards and smug about their itunes review
2010.03 - Australian Grand Prix
A slightly belated podcast thanks to Terry being too busy to enjoy himself in which they discuss Vettel’s gypsy curse and how Webber is being grumpy.
Also, Lewis being petulant, knee jerk reactions to the dull race and the wish for rain everywhere.
And Terry being very tired after a gig with a cunt
Qualifying
Sebastian Vettel has shut everybody up by getting on pole for the first race of 2010. despite all the talk of button and Alonso and Schumacher moving teams, Vettel just carried on as he’d left off 2009
The more interesting story was of the inter team rivalries and the winners and losers contained therein.
McLaren - Hamilton won this battle, but the car looked a big dodgy for both, magic gadget knee thing or not.
Mercedes - Rosberg qualified in an average 5th place. but the story was of seven-time champion schumacher looking very average, and then having a good look at the other (better) cars in parc ferme before having a chat with the dude that weighs them all (”mt names Schumacher, that’s S…C…H, I should be on the list)
Ferrari, spring in the eye or not, Massa has gotten the better of Alonso in thi first race and looked pretty cocky about it.
Red Bull - Vettel has made Webber look a little silly. The gap between the top teams are so close that 6th won’t cut it.
Williams - Rubens has beaten the Hulk and looked relieved about it. And he is also the top driver with a tyre choice for the race.
For the new boys Virgin/Zavvi were top, just in front of Lotus and way ahead of HRT.
though it’s Chandhok who gets the newly inaugurated anotherf1podcast driver of the day award. He’s funny, chippy and did his first ever drive in the HRT car in a qualifying session, that takes balls.
Pos Driver Team Q1 Q2 Q3 1. Vettel Red Bull-Renault 1:55.029 1:53.883 1:54.101 2. Massa Ferrari 1:55.313 1:54.331 1:54.242 3. Alonso Ferrari 1:54.612 1:54.172 1:54.608 4. Hamilton McLaren-Mercedes 1:55.341 1:54.707 1:55.217 5. Rosberg Mercedes 1:55.463 1:54.682 1:55.241 6. Webber Red Bull-Renault 1:55.298 1:54.318 1:55.284 7. Schumacher Mercedes 1:55.593 1:55.105 1:55.524 8. Button McLaren-Mercedes 1:55.715 1:55.168 1:55.672 9. Kubica Renault 1:55.511 1:54.963 1:55.885 10. Sutil Force India-Mercedes 1:55.213 1:54.996 1:56.309 11. Barrichello Williams-Cosworth 1:55.969 1:55.330 12. Liuzzi Force India-Mercedes 1:55.628 1:55.653 13. Hulkenberg Williams-Cosworth 1:56.375 1:55.857 14. de la Rosa Sauber-Ferrari 1:56.428 1:56.237 15. Buemi Toro Rosso-Ferrari 1:56.189 1:56.265 16. Kobayashi Sauber-Ferrari 1:56.541 1:56.270 17. Petrov Renault 1:56.167 1:56.619 18. Alguersuari Toro Rosso-Ferrari 1:57.071 19. Glock Virgin-Cosworth 1:59.728 20. Trulli Lotus-Cosworth 1:59.852 21. Kovalainen Lotus-Cosworth 2:00.313 22. di Grassi Virgin-Cosworth 2:00.587 23. Senna HRT-Cosworth 2:03.240 24. Chandhok HRT-Cosworth 2:04.904 All Timing Lovingly Ripped From Autosport.com
drivers
here is our team guide in all its glory - come back in 6 months when half the drivers have been sacked and the new ones with promise are languishing at the back of the grid.
Jenson Button
The world champion baby. Expect him to act like a big baby throughout the year when his setup isn’t perfect. Proven to not deal very well with pressure last year, hence the move to McLaren where he’ll be under no pressure to win.
Lewis Hamilton
Has divorced his dad and told how he nearly quit. Expect him to be in a lot of adverts this year.
Michael Schumacher
If he wins people will shrug their shoulders and say “so what” if he loses we’ll all point and laugh.
Nico Rosberg
Is he going from looking good in an average car to looking average next to a seven time world champion?
Felippe Massa
Recovered from spring-gate. Will have an excuse for losing to Alonso.
Fernando Alonso
Will have forgotten what it’s like to not have a pliable team-mate. Expect him to chain Massa’s Ferrari to a lamp-post.
Sebastian Vettel
What a sense of humour this man has, really. So whacky.
Mark Webber
Has finally broken his duck after breaking his leg. Will this year break him into the big time, or his neck?
Rubens Barrichello
Still here, impressive.
Nico Hulkenberg
No jokes about making him angry. Any driver that rams him gets a tenner from me.
Robert Kubica
Pretending he’s done the right thing.
Vitaly Petrov
No idea, but probably has a big yacht.
Adrian Sutil
Must stop crashing.
Vitantonio Liuzzi
Looking less like a cock than in previous years.
Sebastian Beumi
Actually, no idea.
Jaime Alguersuari
Ditto
Jarno Trulli
Scared to be alone
Heikki Kovalainen
Relieved to be away from those pesky winning teams
Karun Chandok
Um…
Bruno Senna
The biggest chance of disappointment on the gird only behind Schumacher
Pedro De La Rosa
His moment in the sun,the last time he raced in a Grand Prix Luca Badoer was a hot young thing.
Kamui Kobayashi
The bullet train as he’s now called.
Timo Glock
Running out of funny things about average drivers
Lucas Di Grassi
See above
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